For all the humans

mom found this poem. i forget from where. she bug me to put this on my blog.
i say this perfect for new year and for all humans.
cheers.

merry christmas to you

Bummer!

dad take me to that crazy place where humans poke things in me body.

what the hell are them things?

uh-oh.
have bad feeling about this. look at dad but he no help at all. he just stand there with camera and take pictures with big grin on his face. pure evil.

help!

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

......

Hi Joanna

cool pictures by mom's friend Joanna. top one is me & mom, bottom one is bleu & his human marjan. joanna super talented artist just like me. (i do facial tissue paper art - very abstract stuff. not too many humans understand.)
we miss the chattmans. they cool. both humans & dogs.

you can see more of joanna pictures here if wish.

Happy birthday dad!

monday was dad's birthday. so we had party at home. mom made cake and everything.
i wanted to eat cake & ice cream too but they say no. they are mean like that sometime. keep delicious food all to themself and give me dry pellets to eat.
i made birthday card for dad too. which was this:

Bleu

this my friend bleu. he a weimaraner but me think he french from name.
nice portrait of him taken by his human marjan. he pretty big. he is what i call loner. when we meet, he usually too busy doing other stuff to pay me any attention. so he ignore me lots. he usually ignore other dogs too.
really fast this guy. so i have to run as fast as i can to keep up with him but he don't care anyway. he too cool.

Kona

this kona. he is a blue heeler. he lives with a human name ben. and he fight with pretty much everyone. everyone think he big bully, but me think that he not such a bad guy deep inside. he can be nice sometime. like last time i saw him, he didn't bite me and he let me mount his neck and that was nice of him, me thinks.
ben say this not true but mom thinks when he come over to our house, he pinch me when no one looking. sometime he does.

i guess he was kind of cute when he was little.

Sick today

not feel good today. throw up lots. maybe shouldn't have eaten that cat food. looked really tasty at the time though.
mom worry again and telling dad to take me to that place where humans stick needles & thermometer in me body, but i say no way! that place is whack.
dad say i be okay if sleep lots.
mom say she'll make me chicken soup tonight. i like chicken.

A year ago

i just found this photo of meself from a year ago.
for some reason i was bold back then...
mom put sweater on me so i won't get too cold. mom worry too much all the time.
sometime i tell her 'leave me alone. you embarrassing me in front of big dogs!'
but she don't stop.

My girlfriend

this my girlfriend bella. she has great smile. she is airedale mix, me thinks. she's pretty big, but no big deal. i like big girls. she older too. when we meet other girl dogs she try to protect me from them. i think she jealous sometime.

when we first met.

Our pack part 1

maybe me thinks should write about my pack. we have 2 humans. a cat and me. the cat choochoo is our pack leader, obviously.
she very scary. i think she older than mom & dad (these are the 2 humans in our pack). has no teeth but still deadly lethal. even big dogs scared of her. once i saw she threaten some poor cat and he literally poo on the floor. (guitar whitey - may he rest in peace. and no, choochoo did not kill him).

but sometime she very nice and leave me food scrap & let me sleep beside her. our great leader!

First Snow

So it snowed yesterday here in Idaho. just a little bit - most of it melted already, but i thought i'd share pictures from last year & show you how much snow we get here. (see how tiny i used to be?)
i don't like being cold. so i spend most of my spare time in front of the fireplace in cold months.

Before & After

this is me when i am happy

and this is what happens when someone spills water on me. or mom makes me take a bath.

Hi

Hi I'm Doctor Dre - welcome to my blog