Trip to Portland

oh hello. nice see you again bogart.

went to this place call portland with mom & dad.
where bogart handsome devil live.
lots strange things to see there.

giant dog

giant donut

street performer

little break

giant pig

neck scratch

....giant ...duck.

what this place? why everything so big?

let me stop for beer. me very tired.
this bar look perfect for choodle like me.

wait minute. bouncer say no dog inside. bummer

it nice trip. we had tons fun.

see you soon handsome devil.

letter from Bella

letter from me girlfriend in mexico.
comfort by word like dre still #1 and all.
but.
don't know about this big white dog, me not like.
what this mean XXL?? me thinks size not matter.

bella! when you come back??

K-9 Keg Pull

race day.
mom register me. i been training for this race. five bucks for good cause.
you watch! i be king of keg pull!

you smiling now, but soon you be crying in defeat!
by the way this guy have super short legs. me thinks i can really beat this guy
fur sure.

stop looking at me. you freaking me out.

mom put keg on my harness.

i ready

1 minute 4 seconds


....defeat.

she left me

dear bella
me hope you having super fantastic time down in mexico. where my kind come from. while i freeze me ass off in this place call idaho.
me hope you enjoy kayak and tons tequila drink with lots local chihuahua and forget dre completely. you think i not know about other chihuahua you hanging with down there?
it okay you forget. me big dog.
me know i better looking and more sexy than you new dogfriend. (s)

me start train for keg-pull like rocky V. soon be perfect body like stallone. and win 1st place. then what you going to think? you be begging to come back to dre!!