so, mom take me shopping the other day. and this what happen.
why? why they do this to me! what did dre ever do to deserve this kind of humiliation. dre look like idiot! sales human and dad and pretty much every human in store laugh in me face!!! in me face!! them think is funny, me dress like gay dumbledore.
i tell mom & dad, 'you humiliate me again in public, i kill you both with me magical power! strike you head with me nunchuck! stupid humans, you pay for this!'
everyone, long time no see. me pack staycation last week. mom & dad's human friend barbara from nyc visit idaho and spend week as short-term pack member. so we go everywhere with this new pack member. this me think too much to post all in one time. way too much to type and dre too busy answering fan letters to do all that. (and afternoon nap - need me beauty rest. it not easy to look the way i do)
so this place call ross creek ceder forest in montana. trees are bigger than i-da-ho